R.I. P. (w/o cell phones)

I went to the memorial service for Joan Prins at the Artesia Christian Home this morning. As Pastor Doug Van Gessel was midway through his message, my cellphone rang. I've had it for about a month and haven't figured out how to silence it. I had planned to leave it in the car but I didn't. I quickly got up and left the little room and as I left I could hear Pastor Doug apologizing to the family for not telling people to turn off their phones as the service started. I didn't answer the call but rather tried to power off but I hadn't mastered that either. I did not project an image of one who had things under control (I guess they saw the real me). This afternoon, I read the manual on my phone so that I now know how to set the phone to silent and vibrate and how to power it off.